Friday, October 24, 2008

Resolved:

To not have one more anonymous fuck or play session until I have been on at least one honest-to-God, clothes-on, actual-conversation-made date.

(Established fuckbuddies are okay, but don't reset the date counter.)
(Fucking at the end of the date is okay, as long as it comes as at least a minor surprise.)
(Five minutes in a coffeeshop is not a date.)

Don't get me wrong, Slut Lyfe 4Eva, but the last couple weeks I've had all kinds of weird discontents, and I think I need to take a break. I've fucked enough dudes; I want to fuck a person.

7 comments:

  1. William the CoronerOctober 24, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    I find it's better with a person. Though I take longer than most to warm up to folks.

    This may just be a recognition that I'm getting old and tired.

    The good thing is, though, with the right person, you can do all the fun stuff you mentioned in your previous post.

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  2. The good thing is, though, with the right person, you can do all the fun stuff you mentioned in your previous post.

    The fire hydrant one better yield video.

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  3. Though I take longer than most to warm up to folks.

    I knew that more or less as soon as I reached puberty. Puts a crimp in it no matter how horny you are... though it did lead to an amusing adolescence of "are you gay?" heartfelt conversations from assorted well-meaning loved ones.

    It don't necessarily need age...

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  4. Will this resolution be hard to keep?

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  5. William - I can only do some fun stuff with the right person. I mean, you can go through the motions with anyone, but having your face pissed on just isn't the same without that connection, you know?

    Stingray - Just remember, everything's a fetish for someone. See? (NWS of course)

    Labrat - A surprising proportion of my family and coworkers believe I'm gay. I don't even know why. Maybe I need to wear makeup or less comfortable shoes or something.

    Greenearth - Yep.

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  6. Bruno's version is incel 4 lyfe.

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  7. Bruno,

    The trick to incel life is not letting it change you, which the long haul can do quite easily. One needs a very balanced non-sex life to accomplish that.

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