Saturday, December 1, 2007

Eventually I'll have nothing to lose.

When I get famous

cure cancer

I'll write my autobiography

and put all the sex stuff in.

2 comments:

  1. I think you should be the next Dr. Ruth. Only, you know, good at it.

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  2. Bruno - I don't want to be Dr. Ruth. I want to be Dr. Salk, except that after curing polio I come out and say "You know how you all think I'm a smart and respectable person? Well, I am. But I'm also a filthy cumslut. A POLIO-CURING CUMSLUT, BITCHES."

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